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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Highlights

Welcome to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, where each stay feels like a vibrant adventure in the heart of the Netherlands! Nestled just 2.2 kilometers from the bustling city center, this unique hotel is your perfect launch pad for exploring the enchanting canals and eclectic culture of Amsterdam. Settle into a delightful room starting from just $58, and kickstart your day with a delicious breakfast before diving into the excitement of this charming city.

Bedroom, Seating Area in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Photo of the whole room, Bed in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Rooms

Tram Cart (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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1 Queen Size Bed

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65 sqft

Tram Cart, Shared Bathroom

Guests will be staying in a characteristic Amsterdam tram cart. It features shared bathroom facilities. Please note that the room is located in the middle of the lobby.

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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1 Queen Size Bed

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215 sqft

Invisible Upstairs, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

Experience a uniquely secluded stay in our Invisible Room Upstairs! This double room with a Queen bed offers 215 sqft of cozy comfort, while providing a shared bathroom and being smoke-free. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, escape into this hidden retreat for an unforgettable getaway.

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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1 Queen Size Bed

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75 sqft

Sin, City View, Shared Bathroom

This double room has a shared bathroom and a carpeted floor and wine/champagne for guests. The unit has 1 bed.

Discover More

But wait, that’s not all! The hotel boasts a fabulous terrace for basking in the sun, a cozy bar for that late-night cocktail, and a restaurant that promises to tickle your tastebuds. Plus, with amenities like free Wi-Fi and room service, you can keep connected while enjoying the blissful comfort of soundproof rooms, ensuring a peaceful retreat after a day of exploration. Whether you’re here for romance, adventure, or a bit of both, the 24-hour front desk is ready to assist you every step of the way.

View (from property/room), Library in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
View (from property/room) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Experience the Best

Join the ranks of our thrilled guests, with an impressive 1025 reviews singing praises about their time at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. With wheelchair accessibility and non-smoking rooms, we’ve got something for everyone! So grab your bags and get ready for a stay that’s anything but ordinary at this quirky gem of a hotel. Find us at Piri Reisplein 34 and get ready to create memories that will last a lifetime!

Photo of the whole room in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Bedroom, Bed in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Plan Your Stay

When you’re not exploring Amsterdam’s picturesque streets, indulge your taste buds at the onsite restaurant, Kevin Bacon. This delightful family-friendly dining spot serves up contemporary Thai cuisine that will transport you straight to the bustling streets of Thailand. From sizzling stir-fries to authentic curries, every bite is a burst of flavor waiting to be savored. So gather your friends or family around a table, and let the exotic aromas elevate your dining experience before heading out for an evening of fun!

Lounge or bar in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Breakfast in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Amenities

Parking

Restaurant

Free wifi

Room service

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Lounge or bar in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Bathroom in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Restaurant

Kevin Bacon

Family Friendly, Modern, Thai

Breakfast in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Lounge or bar in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Lobby or reception, Restaurant/Places to Eat in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
We stayed in the VW camper which is in the upstairs library, surrounded by leather Chesterfield sofas and armchairs as well as numerous bookcases, most of which lead to hidden rooms. We loved the quirkiness of Hotel Not Hotel and how nearly all the guest accommodation is completely hidden away. It's a very different kind of stay, with most of the rooms so small there is only room for a bed in them, and all the space being communal. This led to us meeting a really lovely couple from Oslo. The food was very good, including the breakfast and the Thai food in the evenings, and all the staff were super friendly and helpful.

Rosalind

everything. thankyou for the most amazing stay. we were made comfortable from the start, all staff were welcoming and friendly. facilities were fantastic and the whole stay was excellent for the price we paid. special thankyou to the staff who was so friendly with us every day, paying interest to what we were doing during our stay etc. unfortunately we didn’t catch her name but she was young with blonde hair (special mention because she really made our stay that extra bit special!) we will deffo stay again when returning!! thankyou again! it’s been a pleasure!

Cody

Just what we needed to start off our trip in Amsterdam. Best thing about this place is the Thai resturant!! Although it's not right in the centre it really doesn't matter because you can walk/tram/cycle to dam square area no problem! We were in the invisible room - which was great. It is quite straightforward: just a bed, bench, and bedside tables in terms of furnishings. The shared bathroom was fine - never had to wait.

Matt

The beds are super comfortable!! And the rooms are really well soundproofed. Our bedroom was next to the bar area and we weren't disturbed at all. The breakfast is great, and so are the cocktails from the bar in the evening. The staff were lovely and really attentive, a real credit to Hotel Not Hotel. The museum quarter and parks are all within walking distance.

Jessica

Very cool hotel and super different to anything we have stayed in before. There is an on-site bar and restaurant and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. There is a tram stop right near by that goes directly into the Central area of Amsterdam.

Tegan

We stayed in the VW camper which is in the upstairs library, surrounded by leather Chesterfield sofas and armchairs as well as numerous bookcases, most of which lead to hidden rooms. We loved the quirkiness of Hotel Not Hotel and how nearly all the guest accommodation is completely hidden away. It's a very different kind of stay, with most of the rooms so small there is only room for a bed in them, and all the space being communal. This led to us meeting a really lovely couple from Oslo. The food was very good, including the breakfast and the Thai food in the evenings, and all the staff were super friendly and helpful.

Rosalind

everything. thankyou for the most amazing stay. we were made comfortable from the start, all staff were welcoming and friendly. facilities were fantastic and the whole stay was excellent for the price we paid. special thankyou to the staff who was so friendly with us every day, paying interest to what we were doing during our stay etc. unfortunately we didn’t catch her name but she was young with blonde hair (special mention because she really made our stay that extra bit special!) we will deffo stay again when returning!! thankyou again! it’s been a pleasure!

Cody

Just what we needed to start off our trip in Amsterdam. Best thing about this place is the Thai resturant!! Although it's not right in the centre it really doesn't matter because you can walk/tram/cycle to dam square area no problem! We were in the invisible room - which was great. It is quite straightforward: just a bed, bench, and bedside tables in terms of furnishings. The shared bathroom was fine - never had to wait.

Matt

The beds are super comfortable!! And the rooms are really well soundproofed. Our bedroom was next to the bar area and we weren't disturbed at all. The breakfast is great, and so are the cocktails from the bar in the evening. The staff were lovely and really attentive, a real credit to Hotel Not Hotel. The museum quarter and parks are all within walking distance.

Jessica

Very cool hotel and super different to anything we have stayed in before. There is an on-site bar and restaurant and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. There is a tram stop right near by that goes directly into the Central area of Amsterdam.

Tegan

We stayed in the VW camper which is in the upstairs library, surrounded by leather Chesterfield sofas and armchairs as well as numerous bookcases, most of which lead to hidden rooms. We loved the quirkiness of Hotel Not Hotel and how nearly all the guest accommodation is completely hidden away. It's a very different kind of stay, with most of the rooms so small there is only room for a bed in them, and all the space being communal. This led to us meeting a really lovely couple from Oslo. The food was very good, including the breakfast and the Thai food in the evenings, and all the staff were super friendly and helpful.

Rosalind

everything. thankyou for the most amazing stay. we were made comfortable from the start, all staff were welcoming and friendly. facilities were fantastic and the whole stay was excellent for the price we paid. special thankyou to the staff who was so friendly with us every day, paying interest to what we were doing during our stay etc. unfortunately we didn’t catch her name but she was young with blonde hair (special mention because she really made our stay that extra bit special!) we will deffo stay again when returning!! thankyou again! it’s been a pleasure!

Cody

Just what we needed to start off our trip in Amsterdam. Best thing about this place is the Thai resturant!! Although it's not right in the centre it really doesn't matter because you can walk/tram/cycle to dam square area no problem! We were in the invisible room - which was great. It is quite straightforward: just a bed, bench, and bedside tables in terms of furnishings. The shared bathroom was fine - never had to wait.

Matt

The beds are super comfortable!! And the rooms are really well soundproofed. Our bedroom was next to the bar area and we weren't disturbed at all. The breakfast is great, and so are the cocktails from the bar in the evening. The staff were lovely and really attentive, a real credit to Hotel Not Hotel. The museum quarter and parks are all within walking distance.

Jessica

Very cool hotel and super different to anything we have stayed in before. There is an on-site bar and restaurant and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. There is a tram stop right near by that goes directly into the Central area of Amsterdam.

Tegan

Location

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

Reservations:

+1-833-728-2041

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam