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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Highlights

Welcome to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, where each stay feels like a vibrant adventure in the heart of the Netherlands! Nestled just 2.2 kilometers from the bustling city center, this unique hotel is your perfect launch pad for exploring the enchanting canals and eclectic culture of Amsterdam. Settle into a delightful room starting from just $207, and kickstart your day with a delicious breakfast before diving into the excitement of this charming city.

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Rooms

The Blue House Upstairs in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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1 Queen Size Bed

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250 sqft

The Blue House Upstairs

Private Bathroom

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This double room has a private bathroom and heating and wine/champagne for guests. The unit has 1 bed.

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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1 Queen Size Bed

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215 sqft

Invisible Upstairs, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

Experience a uniquely secluded stay in our Invisible Room Upstairs! This double room with a Queen bed offers 215 sqft of cozy comfort, while providing a shared bathroom and being smoke-free. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, escape into this hidden retreat for an unforgettable getaway.

  Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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1 Queen Size Bed

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55 sqft

Invisible Downstairs, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

Step into the enchanting Invisible Room Downstairs, ideal for a couple or a family with one child. This cozy double room boasts a queen size bed and invites you to experience utmost comfort, while sharing a bathroom with fellow guests.

Discover More

But wait, that’s not all! The hotel boasts a fabulous terrace for basking in the sun, a cozy bar for that late-night cocktail, and a restaurant that promises to tickle your tastebuds. Plus, with amenities like free Wi-Fi and room service, you can keep connected while enjoying the blissful comfort of soundproof rooms, ensuring a peaceful retreat after a day of exploration. Whether you’re here for romance, adventure, or a bit of both, the 24-hour front desk is ready to assist you every step of the way.

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View (from property/room) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Experience the Best

Join the ranks of our thrilled guests, with an impressive 1146 reviews singing praises about their time at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. With wheelchair accessibility and non-smoking rooms, we’ve got something for everyone! So grab your bags and get ready for a stay that’s anything but ordinary at this quirky gem of a hotel. Find us at Piri Reisplein 34 and get ready to create memories that will last a lifetime!

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Bedroom, Bed in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Plan Your Stay

When you’re not exploring Amsterdam’s picturesque streets, indulge your taste buds at the onsite restaurant, Kevin Bacon. This delightful family-friendly dining spot serves up contemporary Thai cuisine that will transport you straight to the bustling streets of Thailand. From sizzling stir-fries to authentic curries, every bite is a burst of flavor waiting to be savored. So gather your friends or family around a table, and let the exotic aromas elevate your dining experience before heading out for an evening of fun!

Lounge or bar in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Breakfast in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Amenities

Restaurant

Free wifi

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Wheelchair accessible

Bathroom in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Lounge or bar in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Restaurant

Kevin Bacon

Family Friendly, Modern, Thai

Breakfast in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Lounge or bar in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Lobby or reception in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
I checked out of this place today and I was initially concerned about the bed bug reviews I saw… I even contacted the hosts in advance to clarify… and today I can confidently say that I believe the issue has been addressed, as my stay was excellent! The place is pure art, every corner is a modern masterpiece. Great location, close to public transportation stations. Depending on the room you choose, you get what you pay for, obviously. I stayed in the 'Invisible Room', which was quite small, but exactly as described when booking. We used the shared bathrooms and were impressed by how clean they were kept, it's clear they prioritize service. I think this place offers different options depending on your travel plans, making it a great spot to stay. I didn't use the bar/restaurant, but it looked lovely and had a great atmosphere... If I return to Amsterdam, I'd definitely come back to this place

Vanoye

The hotel was very clean and staff very welcoming. The lounge was very comfortable plenty of charging ports...bar area was warm and welcoming. Prices for drinks was cheap and cheerful! If we needed anything staff were there to lend a helping hand. One special mention for Anwar who works in the bar area, he went above and beyond the standard service. He made our stay special and a lot of fun! Very warm and kind young man :-)

Hannah

Super quirky hotel with a welcoming vibe and great restaurant attached! Facilities were clean and staff were friendly. I was also super surprised that it was so quiet within the room... We were right behind the reception desk and near the lounge and could barely hear anything. The welcome note and origami flower were a lovely touch! Thank you!

Kara

This hotel is an experience in and of itself; you won’t be disappointed. The personnel were always friendly and welcoming. Don’t hesitate to book a small room; even those have AC that you can control yourself along with a fan. The shared bathrooms are no reason to worry; always very clean and rather large and individual shower rooms.

Ebba

The location was really cool and unique and cozy and had tons of character. The staff was really nice and as helpful as the facilities allowed them to be. We ran out of paper towels in the communal bathroom consistently, but I blame management for that, and it being so close to a holiday. That's really the only complaint

Ponder

I checked out of this place today and I was initially concerned about the bed bug reviews I saw… I even contacted the hosts in advance to clarify… and today I can confidently say that I believe the issue has been addressed, as my stay was excellent! The place is pure art, every corner is a modern masterpiece. Great location, close to public transportation stations. Depending on the room you choose, you get what you pay for, obviously. I stayed in the 'Invisible Room', which was quite small, but exactly as described when booking. We used the shared bathrooms and were impressed by how clean they were kept, it's clear they prioritize service. I think this place offers different options depending on your travel plans, making it a great spot to stay. I didn't use the bar/restaurant, but it looked lovely and had a great atmosphere... If I return to Amsterdam, I'd definitely come back to this place

Vanoye

The hotel was very clean and staff very welcoming. The lounge was very comfortable plenty of charging ports...bar area was warm and welcoming. Prices for drinks was cheap and cheerful! If we needed anything staff were there to lend a helping hand. One special mention for Anwar who works in the bar area, he went above and beyond the standard service. He made our stay special and a lot of fun! Very warm and kind young man :-)

Hannah

Super quirky hotel with a welcoming vibe and great restaurant attached! Facilities were clean and staff were friendly. I was also super surprised that it was so quiet within the room... We were right behind the reception desk and near the lounge and could barely hear anything. The welcome note and origami flower were a lovely touch! Thank you!

Kara

This hotel is an experience in and of itself; you won’t be disappointed. The personnel were always friendly and welcoming. Don’t hesitate to book a small room; even those have AC that you can control yourself along with a fan. The shared bathrooms are no reason to worry; always very clean and rather large and individual shower rooms.

Ebba

The location was really cool and unique and cozy and had tons of character. The staff was really nice and as helpful as the facilities allowed them to be. We ran out of paper towels in the communal bathroom consistently, but I blame management for that, and it being so close to a holiday. That's really the only complaint

Ponder

I checked out of this place today and I was initially concerned about the bed bug reviews I saw… I even contacted the hosts in advance to clarify… and today I can confidently say that I believe the issue has been addressed, as my stay was excellent! The place is pure art, every corner is a modern masterpiece. Great location, close to public transportation stations. Depending on the room you choose, you get what you pay for, obviously. I stayed in the 'Invisible Room', which was quite small, but exactly as described when booking. We used the shared bathrooms and were impressed by how clean they were kept, it's clear they prioritize service. I think this place offers different options depending on your travel plans, making it a great spot to stay. I didn't use the bar/restaurant, but it looked lovely and had a great atmosphere... If I return to Amsterdam, I'd definitely come back to this place

Vanoye

The hotel was very clean and staff very welcoming. The lounge was very comfortable plenty of charging ports...bar area was warm and welcoming. Prices for drinks was cheap and cheerful! If we needed anything staff were there to lend a helping hand. One special mention for Anwar who works in the bar area, he went above and beyond the standard service. He made our stay special and a lot of fun! Very warm and kind young man :-)

Hannah

Super quirky hotel with a welcoming vibe and great restaurant attached! Facilities were clean and staff were friendly. I was also super surprised that it was so quiet within the room... We were right behind the reception desk and near the lounge and could barely hear anything. The welcome note and origami flower were a lovely touch! Thank you!

Kara

This hotel is an experience in and of itself; you won’t be disappointed. The personnel were always friendly and welcoming. Don’t hesitate to book a small room; even those have AC that you can control yourself along with a fan. The shared bathrooms are no reason to worry; always very clean and rather large and individual shower rooms.

Ebba

The location was really cool and unique and cozy and had tons of character. The staff was really nice and as helpful as the facilities allowed them to be. We ran out of paper towels in the communal bathroom consistently, but I blame management for that, and it being so close to a holiday. That's really the only complaint

Ponder

Location

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam